5 Things I Have Learned About Jason Since Marrying Him
1. I can’t be sure, but I think he’s trying to poke my eye out. The other night I woke up after he jabbed his thumb into my right eye.
2. He’s what you might call a high-maintenance husband.
3. When Jason gets bored on an airplane he opts for self mutilation to pass the time. He hits himself with the strap of the seatbelt until he has red marks. Once he does leave a mark he giggles and giggles.
4. He looks surprisingly good with a shaved head.
5. Jason is just as sweet and generous as he was when we were dating. He seems happy being married.







Did Jason help you with number 5?
One would think I was pressured into saying that but it is true.