1. Puerto Rican restaurants serve plantains and yummy avocado dishes.

Puerto Rican Food

2. Seaside condos are more affordable in Puerto Rico.

Our San Juan Condo

3. Old Town San Juan has charming colonial architecture and a HUGE fortress.

Old Town San Juan

4. Puerto Rico is an enchanted island.

Enchanted Island

5. Puerto Rico has a better ratio of old folks to bikinis.

Luquillo Beach

PS – I’ve never been to Hawaii so everything in this post could be completely inaccurate.

PPS – I only wrote this post because a certain someone(s) insists that Hawaii is better than Central America and the Caribbean EVEN THOUGH there aren’t any monkeys in Hawaii.

PPPS – I’m sure Hawaii is a nice place. I mean no offense to Hawaiians or travelers who like to go there.

PPPPS – If you’d like to share your frequent flyer miles with me, I’d gladly accept and write a more positive review.