August 11th, 2008. Since I was feeling much better today (Sunday was a sick day), Sara and I decided we would make the most of our last full day with the rental car. We got up early, got quite a bit of work done, bought groceries for the rest of the week at the Ling & Sons, and then spent a little time at our local McDonalds working online.
I realize that I have yet to fully discuss the wi-fi situation. Here are the top 7 things you need to know about finding wi-fi in Aruba:
- There is no such thing as a “normal” coffee shop in Aruba (normal isn’t the right word, but you know what I mean). You can’t find a latte-mocha-frappa-soy-chino here, and that’s OK.
- Because they don’t have coffee shops in Aruba, no one is familiar with the concept of working/reading/loitering in a relatively quiet place that offers coffee, tea, free books, old magazines, climate-control, hobos, places to plug-in a laptop, and of course free wi-fi (most important characteristics in bold). Reasonably clean surroundings and a decent bathroom are nice too.
- Free wi-fi can be found at a variety of restaurants, but they lack in one or more of the aforementioned important characteristics.
- The best locations to “wi-fi it” in Aruba that I have found are, in order, McDonalds, HuChada before 11:30am, and Dunkin’ Donuts by the marina between the hours of 7am and 11am and then 7pm to 10pm. Dunkin’ Donuts must be avoided in the afternoon because the only booths with power outlets sit in a glass enclosure, meaning you’ll get quite hot.
- McDonalds is like a freakin’ zoo for human children. Screaming, yelling, throwing, hiding, peaking, crying, and feigned attacks are all common. Working at McDonalds feels like an afternoon with 10 Will Farrell wannabes competing to see who can be most over the top.
- HuChada is awesome. They have great coffee (strong stuff), pastechis (like hot pockets but they’re filled mostly with air – just a tiny amount of meat and cheese), and everything I need from a coffee shop. Yet, for some strange and inexplicable reason, the internet connection slows to a crawl right around 11:30am.
- Dunkin’ Donuts downtown is nice – the only problem is that they keep the inside a little colder than a refrigerator. It’s downright cold in this place. Seriously. I know that I’m complaining about strong A/C in the tropics, but Santa would say this place is cold.

Working at the downtown Oranjestad Dunkin’ Donuts. It would be a perfect office for us if it wasn’t so darn cold.
Now that we’ve settled that business, we can get on with the story.
Sara and I were rested and energized about snorkeling. We were going to find the famous Antilles wreck and visit it. We were going to see lots of fish. We were going to snorkel for at least an hour. We were going to enjoy ourselves.
We had a little difficulty with our masks fogging up, but we started to figure it out. I saw a fairly large snake-looking-thing about 3′ feet long (probably was an eel, but it sure moved like a snake). Sara and I swam with a big school of yellow and white fish (they were small – 2-4 inches long – but there were at least a 1000 of them). We saw some starfish, lots of different corals, etc. It was a good snorkel.
On the way back to the beach, Sara and I steer ourselves into an exceptionally shallow area of coral. Shallow water is a little scary because your chances of touching something (and getting hurt) are greatly enhanced. Panicking, I do the best I can to turn around and get out of the shallow water. Unfortunately, I don’t turn around and find Sara – I just buzz off as fast as I can. Realizing that she’s still in the shallows (and probably freaked out) I turn back and charge in just in time to see her hit her back on a rock. I help her get out of the shallows, but it’s too late – her finger is bleeding and she looks scared.
I could see blood in the water from her finger, and I could see barbs and/or quills in her fingertip. We were both worried (and a little shocked), but the only thing to do was get to shore. We got back to the beach and Sara tells me her finger is starting to go numb. Uh oh. I don’t say it, but I know that means there was some venom.
Let me just pause right here and say that everything was fine. I’m not trying to be dramatic – it’s just a better story if you understand our state of mind. After all, we don’t know anything about this stuff. I’ve snorkeled half a dozen times in my life, Sara just twice. We’re like two cave people who just realized that fire can burn your fingers…
Realizing that Sara was stung by something, I get us in the car ASAP and we’re either headed to the condo or the hospital. After a few minutes pass (it takes about 5 minutes to get back to “town”), it’s clear that the worst part is over. Sara is going to be OK. The numbness is staying in her finger which means the venom is minor (like a bee sting). Still, I’m going to look online for more info.
After a tedious internet search and a phone call to the Diver’s Alert Network emergency dive doctor phone line, we reach the following conclusion:
Most likely, Sara’s finger was stung by some sort of fish. The dive doctor seemed to think it was a type of rockfish/lionfish/stonefish. He says that medically speaking it’s no big deal – happens all the time. It just hurts. Still, it was a little scary.
We spent the rest of the night working. It was an exciting day and work seemed to be the best way to relax.